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She then went on to deliver a number of jokes of her own at her husband's expense. She made fun of his early bedtime.

然后劳拉拿他丈夫、也总统开玩笑，讲了一连串的笑话。她笑他睡觉睡得太早了。

The next time your friend does not get one of your jokes, there is no need to accuse him of being a lame brain.

下次你的朋友听不懂你讲的笑话时，必要笑人家笨。

your neighbour ' s a bit of a stuffed shirt . he seems very proud and serious , and he never smiles of jokes with anyone.

你的邻居是一个有点自命不凡的人。他好象很高傲并且很严肃，从不对别人微笑或同别人说笑话。

Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others.

他们可以说是无所不知，就算只是跟别人言语争执或者冲别人开玩笑，也都会稍微带些敌意。

In grade school he was the butt of his classmates'jokes; for with such a large target, no shot could ever miss the mark.

在小学里，他是同学们玩笑的目标，因为这样庞大的箭垛子，放冷箭没有不中的道理。

You told me that you are not fond of others' making jokes on and saying something irrelevant to you, and you wished I could respect you.

你和我说，你不喜欢别人和你开玩笑，说一些无厘头的话，让我尊重一下你。

But even though I have about 20 solid Tony Robbins jokes ready to go, it turns out I don't want to make fun of him.

但是，虽然我已经准备好了20个有关托尼·罗宾斯的精彩笑话，事到临头我却发现自己不想拿他打趣了。

A desire to please led me to laugh at modest jokes like a parent on the opening night of a school play.

为了讨好别人我常常为索然无味的笑话大笑，就像家长对待学校恳亲会演出的开幕式一样。

But, I'm not a dumb clown, people who talks to me will understand what i try to say in my jokes.

不过，我不是一个蠢小丑，和我聊天过的人会在我的幽默中明白我所要表达的。

Don't throw bouquets at me. Don't please my folks too much. Don't laugh at my jokes too much. People will say we're in love!

别送我花，别太取悦我的家人，别对我说的笑话笑得太大声，人们会说我们相爱了！

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

从前，一位金发女郎因为厌倦了关于金发女郎的笑话，因此她剪掉自己的长发并染成了棕色。

In any other country, Mr Enright jokes, they would have been nowhere in sight, enjoying the opportunity for an unscheduled break.

恩赖特开玩笑说，在其它任何国家，他们可能已经跑得不知去向，享受这个额外的休息时间去了。

So, he and his wife that night decided they were going to get back at him. All these years of practical jokes.

所以，他和他的夫人那夜决定“报复”一下这么多年恶作剧。

He is primary fodder and conversation partner to Garfield and is often the butt of Garfield's jokes.

他是加菲的衣食父母和聊天伙伴，同时也是加菲的笑柄。

Pops: 50's. A World War One veteran who loves to make corny jokes. He joined the army to relieve his youth and get away from his wife.

波普：50岁左右。一战老兵，热爱创作低俗笑话。为重温年轻时光和躲避老婆而参军。

She had not any tolerance for jokes of any kind.

她容不得开任何玩笑。

"I'd never believed stories and jokes about mothers-in-law but my marriage was hell and it was all her fault, " he said after the hearing.

「我之前从不相信与岳母有关的传言和笑话，但是我的婚姻如炼狱，这都是她的错」，他在庭讯后说。

Yes, when I left the house around two o'clock, he called me over to his bedside, told me one of his corny jokes, and kissed me on the cheek.

是的。下午两点左右我离开时，他把我叫到床边，讲了个老套的笑话，吻了我的脸颊。

'Unfortunately, telling jokes isn't always one of them. If only there was a comedy World Cup, we might stand a chance against them.

不幸的是，讲笑话并非其中之一。要是有一个幽默世界杯，英国人也许还有机会赢他们。

He jokes about nipping down on to the Wembley pitch for a quick kick-about just in case he never gets another opportunity.

他开玩笑说现在就想赶紧到新温布利球场上踢球，万一以后他再也没有这样的机会（哎！